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Okay, I know this is just what everyone else does, but who cares? I’d still like to lay down some rules faster than a cement mixer lays down… cement.

1. You can say what you like, though please keep uncouth vocabulary and unsavory topics to a minimum. Which means, for me, nonexistent.
2. If you comment, I will reply to it. Most likely. If I don’t, it means I either had nothing creative/funny to say or I just don’t like you. But I do like carrying on comment-conversations with people and don’t really like it when I reply and the original commenter doesn’t say anything back to me. I feel slightly put out. Put out enough to track you down and set your blog on fire. If that’s possible.
3. If you’re a Spam-sender, please leave me alone. We all know how I’m lacking in Google keywords and I use H-tags incorrectly or whatever. And no, I won’t reply to anyone named “Best Hand Cream” or “Giftcard Deals”, and especially not anyone whose name is Cordelia, and yet has a picture of a man as an avatar.

Other than those three things, feel free to let it all loose. I specialize in Insanity Therapy, a practice where you say one thing and I build crazily off of it. Many of my friends have suddenly realized, while undergoing this therapy, that they actually do have better things to do. Just another way that I help.